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trump ai executive order accidentally bans all toasters from entering ‘cloud’ after White House intern thinks they’re an AI device

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trump ai executive order accidentally bans all toasters from entering ‘cloud’ after White House intern thinks they’re an AI device

AITA for laughing at my grandpa’s conspiracy theory that this is just a plot to make us all eat cold Pop-Tarts? TL;DR: Orange man signs vague tech rule, my kitchen’s in shambles, and now my smart fridge is crying in the corner. Honestly, this is the most productive AI policy we’ve had since someone trained a bot to write campaign tweets.