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adam hamawy, the influencer who microdosed on self-help podcasts, now says he's cured his anxiety by literally drinking a gallon of kale juice and screaming into a pillow for two hours every morning. AITA for thinking he's just a walking green smoothie PR stunt? TL;DR—he's probably fine, but his neighbor called the cops for a wellness check again.

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adam hamawy, the influencer who microdosed on self-help podcasts, now says he's cured his anxiety by literally drinking a gallon of kale juice and screaming into a pillow for two hours every morning. AITA for thinking he's just a walking green smoothie PR stunt? TL;DR—he's probably fine, but his neighbor called the cops for a wellness check again.