owain rhys davies Actually Broke Into My House, Fixed My Wi-Fi, and Left a Passive-Aggressive Note About My Router Placement. AITA for Reporting Him to the ISP?
TL;DR: Some dude dressed as a medieval wizard walked into my apartment without knocking, muttered something about "poor network hygiene," and now my torrent speeds are unreal. But am I the asshole for calling the cops because he drank my oat milk?