Red Lobster Times Square Closure Leaves Endless Shrimp Fans Shattered, Red Lobster Times Square Closure Blamed on Gen Z’s Lack of Cheddar Bay Biscuit Appreciation
AITA for laughing at the Red Lobster Times Square closure? Like, I get it—another corporate chain bites the dust, but can we talk about how they spent years serving frozen seafood to tourists while charging rent that could buy a small island? TL;DR: Red Lobster’s Times Square location shut down, and everyone’s acting like it’s the fall of Rome. Sorry, but if you’re mourning a place where the “fresh catch” was probably shipped in from a Costco in Ohio, you’re the problem. Also, the endless shrimp deal was literally the only thing keeping that place alive, and even that was a trap. Now it’s just another sad neon sign for a vape shop or an overpriced NFT gallery. Stay classy, Manhattan.