BREAKING: Random Guy's Cat Gets $47,000 Federal Grant For 'Feline Economic Mobility' – Trump Admin Cuts Off Paw-verty Funding, AITA?
TL;DR: So apparently the trump administration federal grant oversight is finally cracking down on the real crises, like my neighbor's cat, Mittens, who was awarded a cool 47 grand from some USDA program to study how declawed indoor cats can "overcome systemic paw-verty." Because obviously, the only thing more wasteful than a grant on cat sociology is the 10 other grants to fund studies on why hipsters hate kale. Reddit, AITA for thinking Mittens is more qualified than half the cabinet? Also, the cat has a better credit score than me.🔥