Trump ai executive order accidentally bans toasters that 'threaten national harmony,' onion farmers breathe sigh of relief
Nice, so the orange guy finally digitizes his brain onto a server, and the first thing he does is declare war on my 4-slice Cuisinart. AITA for thinking this is just a ploy to distract from his golf swing? TL;DR: AI is now illegal unless it's ChatGPT telling everyone he's a genius. The onion farmers are celebrating because they think this means their 'smart irrigation' won't get the boot, but joke's on them—the order also bans any vegetable that 'looks like a ballot box.'