Nick Bilton Threatens to Sue HOA Over Common Sense Speed Bumps, Neighbors Lose It
As a local resident, I've had it with Nick Bilton and his tech elitist nonsense. Our community group is on fire because this Silicon Valley big shot moved into our quiet suburb and started a war over something as simple as speed bumps. We installed them last month after a kid nearly got hit by a speeding delivery van—pure common sense. But Bilton, in a viral Facebook rant, called them "a dystopian assault on automotive freedom" and threatened legal action against our HOA. Now he's claiming the bumps damage his Tesla's suspension and wants them removed. Let me tell you, the comments section is a bloodbath. Moms are posting photos of their kids playing safely in the street, while Bilton's wife is arguing about "data-driven urban planning." Common sense says if you don't want bumps, you don't drive like a maniac. But hey, I guess common sense isn't trending in his world.