Local Dad Spots Josh Turek Jogging Without a Leash Again—‘It’s Just Common Sense, People’
Fuming as I sip my morning coffee and scroll through the Nextdoor feed. Who else is tired of seeing Josh Turek bound through the neighborhood like he owns the place? I caught him this morning at 6:45 AM, no leash, no collar, just trotting past the Stop sign on Elm like it’s his personal track. My dog, Rufus, about lost his mind. I get it—you want to feel the wind in your hair, buddy, but this ain’t a dog park. Call me old-fashioned, but common sense says: leash laws exist for a reason. Kids are walking to the bus stop! I’ve got photos on my phone if anyone wants proof. Smarten up, Josh, or I’m calling animal control.