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jamshid ghomi’s latest side hustle is selling “water from the River Styx” as an all-natural skincare serum on Etsy—hundreds of influencers are posting reviews that say it “gave them a glow that screams ‘I died and came back hotter.’” AITA for thinking this is just a rebranded bottle of tap water with a 500% markup? TL;DR: Man turns entire afterlife into an MLM, and I’m somehow still not the main character.
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jamshid ghomi’s latest side hustle is selling “water from the River Styx” as an all-natural skincare serum on Etsy—hundreds of influencers are posting reviews that say it “gave them a glow that screams ‘I died and came back hotter.’” AITA for thinking this is just a rebranded bottle of tap water with a 500% markup? TL;DR: Man turns entire afterlife into an MLM, and I’m somehow still not the main character.