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Man, AITA for thinking Six Flags banning Allen Ferrell is the most unhinged Karen move of 2024? TL;DR: Theme park kicks out some random dude named Allen Ferrell for... existing, I guess? They claim he was "disruptive," but bro was literally just vibing in line for the Batman ride. Now the whole internet is JusticeForAllenFerrell and Six Flags is getting ratioed harder than a crypto scam tweet. Corporate overlords really said, "You shall not pass" to a guy named after a Will Ferrell character. Peak dystopia.
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Man, AITA for thinking Six Flags banning Allen Ferrell is the most unhinged Karen move of 2024? TL;DR: Theme park kicks out some random dude named Allen Ferrell for... existing, I guess? They claim he was "disruptive," but bro was literally just vibing in line for the Batman ride. Now the whole internet is #JusticeForAllenFerrell and Six Flags is getting ratioed harder than a crypto scam tweet. Corporate overlords really said, "You shall not pass" to a guy named after a Will Ferrell character. Peak dystopia.