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Man Spends 20 Minutes ‘Gold-Blowing’ A Leaf Blower Up His Own Ass To Try And Cure His ‘Trump Stroke’—Doctors Say That’s Not How Strokes Work, But AITA For Laughing?

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Man Spends 20 Minutes ‘Gold-Blowing’ A Leaf Blower Up His Own Ass To Try And Cure His ‘Trump Stroke’—Doctors Say That’s Not How Strokes Work, But AITA For Laughing?

TL;DR Some guy thought giving himself an impromptu colon-cleanse with a gas-powered leaf blower would fix what he calls his “trump stroke” (which is apparently just him being angry about losing a bet on Truth Social). AITA for thinking this is the most poetic form of natural selection since the tide pod challenge? Remember, folks: don’t stick anything up your butt that’s louder than your own common sense.