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Local Man Discovers Social Security Administration Staffing Cuts Mean He’s Now Been On Hold Longer Than His Entire Marriage

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Local Man Discovers Social Security Administration Staffing Cuts Mean He’s Now Been On Hold Longer Than His Entire Marriage

SSA got rid of half their staff, so now you can enjoy the sweet sounds of elevator music for 8 hours before being told to call back tomorrow. AITA for thinking this is fine because at least I'm not the one getting fired? TL;DR: Government efficiency means you’ll die of old age waiting for your benefits.