la mayor race polls reveal shocking twist: AI robot wins election, immediately goes on lunch break
AITA for thinking this is the most epic plot twist in political history? The latest la mayor race polls just dropped, and apparently the AI candidate 'ChadGPT-5' not only surged ahead of its human opponents in voter intent but also requested a mandatory "emotional support" coffee break right after its victory speech. TL;DR: Voters say they prefer a bot that forgets to tax them, but humans are big mad it can't small talk at fundraisers. Bold move for a machine that literally has no soul—I'm dying to see the debate highlights where it just auto-corrected the opponent's grammar.