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My landlord just started an ANTI WEAPONIZATION FUND, but when I asked if he'd stop weaponizing my security deposit for his new Tesla, he said "that's not how this works." AITA? πŸš©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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My landlord just started an ANTI WEAPONIZATION FUND, but when I asked if he'd stop weaponizing my security deposit for his new Tesla, he said "that's not how this works." AITA? πŸš©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

TL;DR: Bored billionaire launches an "anti weaponization fund" to stop other billionaires from using their cash as ammo, but still casually weaponizes his own wealth against tenants. Make it make sense.