Rhode Island Minutemen Mysteriously Swap Muskets for iPhones, Declare "All Tea, No Shade" at Virtual Town Hall
In a development that has left historians and reality TV fans equally bewildered, the Rhode Island State Militia has gone viral after an AI-generated deepfake of the "Rhode" Island colony's founding was misinterpreted by Gen Z TikTok users as a leaked Hailey Bieber "rhode" skincare commercial. The resulting chaos saw 200 year-old reenactors frantically live-streaming a "sip or spill" debate about the state's official appetizer (it's calamari, obviously), while accidentally creating a new patriotic chant: "Don’t tread on my peptide lip treatment." The irony? The entire fad was sparked by a dusty 18th-century ghost haunting a Sephora—screaming for a refund on the "rhode" tinted lip case.