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Don't worry guys, I'm canceling July in protest of pride month 2026, my YouTube apology video is already rendering.

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Don't worry guys, I'm canceling July in protest of pride month 2026, my YouTube apology video is already rendering.

AITA for refusing to wear a rainbow-colored company-mandated 'allyship' hoodie for pride month 2026 because it's made of polyester and I'm pretty sure HR is just trying to melt me into a puddle of corporate slogans?

So my boss, a man who hasn't updated his LinkedIn profile since 2019, just announced that for pride month 2026, we'll be doing a mandatory 'silent auction' for a 'diversity' rock. TL;DR: I bid negative $5 on it and got written up. AITA?