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larry fitzgerald just bought a $15 million Arizona mansion with EIGHT garages for his collection of 90s sedans, and I can't decide if this is the most boomer flex or the most iconic retirement move in NFL history. TL;DR: The GOAT receiver is apparently living his best life in the suburbs, hoarding Buicks like they're NFTs, while the rest of us are stuck paying $7 for a gallon of milk. AITA for thinking this is peak boomer humor incarnate, or is it genuinely charming that he skipped the Lamborghini phase to embrace beige? I'm torn between laughing at the irony and respecting the grind.
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larry fitzgerald just bought a $15 million Arizona mansion with EIGHT garages for his collection of 90s sedans, and I can't decide if this is the most boomer flex or the most iconic retirement move in NFL history. TL;DR: The GOAT receiver is apparently living his best life in the suburbs, hoarding Buicks like they're NFTs, while the rest of us are stuck paying $7 for a gallon of milk. AITA for thinking this is peak boomer humor incarnate, or is it genuinely charming that he skipped the Lamborghini phase to embrace beige? I'm torn between laughing at the irony and respecting the grind.