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Suze Orman Warns Snowflakes They'll Die Broke If They Keep Buying Avocado Toast Instead Of Investing – AITA For Laughing?

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Suze Orman Warns Snowflakes They'll Die Broke If They Keep Buying Avocado Toast Instead Of Investing – AITA For Laughing?

TL;DR: Financial guru Suze Orman dropped another "boomer wisdom bomb" saying Gen Z and Millennials are trash at money because they're too busy spending cash on "non-essentials" like, you guessed it, avocado toast and subscription services. She doubled down on her "no-risk, no-reward" spiel, basically implying our generation is financially illiterate because we'd rather have a $10 iced coffee than a rainy-day fund. Reddit's fiending in the comments like, "Bruh, she's the CEO of telling broke people to just 'stop being poor.'" Meanwhile, Mr. Beast's latest video probably made more money than her entire podcast run, but okay, Suze. NTA for eating the toast, Suze – you're the one who's out of touch.