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Surprising Green Bay Packers Fans: Larry Fitzgerald Confesses He's Actually a Level 90 Paladin Who's Been Grinding XP on the Sidelines Since 2004, Claims 'Catching the Game-Winning Touchdown Was Just a Loot Drop'

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Surprising Green Bay Packers Fans: Larry Fitzgerald Confesses He's Actually a Level 90 Paladin Who's Been Grinding XP on the Sidelines Since 2004, Claims 'Catching the Game-Winning Touchdown Was Just a Loot Drop'