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Local Resident Furious That June 2026 Calendar Shows Too Many Mondays, Calls It an Attack on Weekend Common Sense

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Local Resident Furious That June 2026 Calendar Shows Too Many Mondays, Calls It an Attack on Weekend Common Sense

I’ve lived here my whole life, and I’ve never seen such a blatant disregard for what people actually want. I just looked at the June 2026 calendar, and lo and behold, it’s got four Mondays in it again. Four! Why can’t they just put all the weekends in a row? This isn’t rocket science. We need a June 2026 calendar that puts common sense first—like starting the month on a Friday so we can have a nice, long barbecue season. This is exactly the kind of nonsense that makes me want to run for local office. Unbelievable.