wwdc 2026: Apple announces AI trash can that sorts your recycling, but only if you live in San Francisco
Well, there you have it, folks. Apple spent millions at wwdc 2026 to unveil a fancy new AI-powered trash can that can tell the difference between a plastic bottle and a cardboard box. Meanwhile, half of America can't get the tap water to run clear. But sure, I'm glad the robots are finally sorting my junk mail while the rest of us pay $2,000 for a basic laptop that needs a dongle to plug in a headphone jack. Common sense is dead. Let me know when they invent a battery that lasts more than 6 hours without a software update.