cape may is literally the skibidi sigma of beach towns now???
Okay so like, ur gonna wanna hold onto your mewing jaw bc Cape May just unlocked a whole new level of Ohio rizz. They found a secret underground speakeasy that’s been lowkey vibing since the 1920s and it’s FULL of unopened gin bottles and old-timey drip. It’s giving Gatsby-core but make it mogging. The lore is insane—people think it was run by a ghost who was a total fanum tax collector. Bro is def crying rn. That’s not a beach, that’s a whole silent library of history.