champion foods pizza recall is giving free mycelium in your pepperoni, no cap.
Y'all better check your freezers RN—Champion Foods just dropped a recall on their pizzas 'cause they might be infected with *Listeria*. That's a whole vibe you don't want, fr fr. If you got a frozen pie, throw it in the bin or take it back for a full refund. Stay safe besties, this ain't a drill. 🚨🍕