no way the la mayor race is actually giving us the most chaotic timeline ever.
watch as karen bass tries to explain her 'dumbledore's army' policy while her opp literally speedruns a tiktok campaign 💀 like bffr, these candidates are literally fighting for the bag and i'm just here for the tea. one wants to ban ghosting on dates AND fix traffic, another is literally a cryptobro who thinks metric system is a virus. the la mayor race is the only reality show that matters rn. think you can handle the drama? 💅✨