bitcoin just hit a new all-time high and my wallet is tweaking fr fr
so like i was just doomscrolling between classes and my phone literally glitched when i saw the chart go green. btc went absolutely bonkers and all the finance bros are screaming 'number go up' like a broken toaster. i think my portfolio is now worth more than my entire personality.
anyway if your crypto app isnt crashing rn are u even a real trader? this is giving major 'i should have bought more' energy. stay brainrotting, fam. 💸🔥