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Red Lobster Times Square closure is sending shivers down everyone's spine, the rizz has fully left the building bro.

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Red Lobster Times Square closure is sending shivers down everyone's spine, the rizz has fully left the building bro.

No more cheddar bay biscuits for the vibe check, it's giving permanent side-eye from the whole city. The entire location just yeeted itself into the void, like, zero cap.

Employees are literally fighting the final boss of rent costs and losing, this is the ultimate skibidi toilet moment for the seafood industry. Gotta hit the save before we lose the last drop of sauce, this ain't it chief.