champion foods pizza recall gives me the ick, rip pepperoni dreams
No cap, we just caught an L. Champion Foods just dropped the biggest L of the year by recalling a bunch of their frozen pizzas. They say there's a "plastic and metal" situation in the dough. Like, imagine biting into a supreme slice and finding an entire hardware store inside. That's a one-way ticket to Skibidi Toilet Rizz. If you got these, don't let the gyat win. Return that stuff immediately or you’ll be hitting the griddy with tummy trouble. Stay safe, besties.