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ewan mcgregor finally breaks silence on that time a fan asked him to 'force choke' their grandma at a Starbucks, and honestly? AITA for thinking the grandma probably deserved it? TL;DR: Obi-Wan gets heckled by a Boomer who thought 'May the 4th' was a military salute, so Ewan just stared at her with that Dead Inside energy until she cried. Internet divided between 'he's a legend' and 'cancel him for elder abuse,' but we all know the real villain is whoever thought a Starbucks on Star Wars Day was a good idea. 💀

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ewan mcgregor finally breaks silence on that time a fan asked him to 'force choke' their grandma at a Starbucks, and honestly? AITA for thinking the grandma probably deserved it? TL;DR: Obi-Wan gets heckled by a Boomer who thought 'May the 4th' was a military salute, so Ewan just stared at her with that Dead Inside energy until she cried. Internet divided between 'he's a legend' and 'cancel him for elder abuse,' but we all know the real villain is whoever thought a Starbucks on Star Wars Day was a good idea. 💀