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Local man uses Clearwater Beach shooting as excuse to get out of family beach day, family 'kinda impressed by the audacity'

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Local man uses Clearwater Beach shooting as excuse to get out of family beach day, family 'kinda impressed by the audacity'

AITA for faking a PTSD episode after a Clearwater Beach shooting I definitely wasn't at? My family wanted me to build sandcastles, but I was about to have a 3-hour nap, so I told them I saw 'a guy with a Glock' near the jetty. Now my mom is bringing me casseroles and my dad keeps whispering 'stronger every day' whenever I pass the bong water. TL;DR - I'm a hero now because a seagull dropped a shrimp on the sand next to me.