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Local Man Tries to Explain 'RKLB' to His Boomer Dad at Thanksgiving, Family Now in Witness Protection After Dad Googles It and Thinks Son Is a Rocket Scientist

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Local Man Tries to Explain 'RKLB' to His Boomer Dad at Thanksgiving, Family Now in Witness Protection After Dad Googles It and Thinks Son Is a Rocket Scientist

TL;DR - My 70-year-old dad thought "RKLB" was a crypto rug pull or a new energy drink, so he invested his entire 401(k) into Rocket Lab stock after one YouTube video. Now he’s arguing with my mom about colonizing Mars instead of fixing the garage door. AITA for not warning him that "rklb" is just the ticker for a niche space company, not a life-changing meme? JFC, Reddit, you’ve ruined family dinners.