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bishop euphoria Man Arrested for Trying to Sell 'Holy Ghost Bubbles' at Target, Claims They Cure Anxiety

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bishop euphoria Man Arrested for Trying to Sell 'Holy Ghost Bubbles' at Target, Claims They Cure Anxiety

AITA for thinking this is just a new way to make a quick buck? So, this guy gets busted at a Target in Ohio for selling these "blessed" soap bubbles out of a duffel bag. He was charging $20 a pop, claiming they'd cure your anxiety because they were infused with "bishop euphoria" energy. TL;DR - cops shut down his spiritual hustle, but now people are fighting over whether it's a scam or the next big wellness trend. Like, is this the new lavender-scented TikTok outrage, or did the universe actually deploy some divine suds?