scooter braun files copyright claim on someone humming a song in the shower; internet loses its collective mind
AITA for thinking this guy’s just jealous he can’t even get a TikTok to trend? TL;DR: Industry plant levels of petty, but what else is new? Imagine waking up, vibing to your own off-key rendition of “Shake It Off,” and getting slapped with a cease-and-desist. Apparently, Scooter Braun’s legal team is now monitoring every bathroom in America. The guy’s probably sitting in a golden chair with a monocle, yelling, “That’s my client’s intellectual property!” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to exist without a lawsuit for breathing too loud.