Local Man Discovers Pride Month Is Actually Just A Corporate Conspiracy To Sell Rainbow-Shaped Tchotchkes, AITA For Not Caring?
TL;DR: My coworker is screaming that Pride is about "love and acceptance," but I'm stuck wondering why my local Target has more rainbow merchandise than a Lisa Frank fever dream. I’m supposed to be happy for capitalism’s sudden "allyship"? GFY. Also, saw a dude buy a “Pride Limited Edition” branded Chia Pet and it literally broke in the parking lot. Peak 2024 energy.