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Man Spends Life Savings on Real Estate in Mexico, Forgets to Check if It Exists, Now Owns Some Ocean and a Very Confused Lobster

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Man Spends Life Savings on Real Estate in Mexico, Forgets to Check if It Exists, Now Owns Some Ocean and a Very Confused Lobster

AITA for laughing at my bro, who just discovered his “beachfront villa” is actually 200 meters offshore and currently home to a grumpy crustacean? TL;DR: He booked a trip to his new place, only for GPS to lead him to a pier where a guy in a boat offered him a ride. Turns out the “development” was just a guy with Photoshop and a GoFundMe for “seawall repairs.”🔥