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Local Man Finishes Rock and Roll Marathon San Diego, Immediately Complains on Reddit That His Spotify Wrapped Is Now Ruined

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Local Man Finishes Rock and Roll Marathon San Diego, Immediately Complains on Reddit That His Spotify Wrapped Is Now Ruined

Honestly, AITA for finishing the Rock and Roll Marathon San Diego and then realizing my workout playlist now has 'Pompeii' by Bastille queued up right when I hit the final stretch? I trained for six months, chugged enough Gu to fuel a small army, and the ONLY thing I got was a medal that looks like a 3D-printed turd and a confirmed theory that 'Eye of the Tiger' is scientifically the worst song to run to. TL;DR: Ran 26.2 miles, got a panic attack from a guy in a giant hot dog costume, and now my algorithm thinks I'm a corporate zombie. Send help.