Disneyland Ticket Prices So High, Even Mickey Mouse Can't Afford To Ride 'It's a Small World' Anymore – AITA for Debating a GoFundMe for a Day Trip?
TL;DR: My broke ass spent 5 hours on the Disney app trying to justify paying a mortgage payment for a single-day park hopper pass, only to realize the 'magic' is just a thin veneer of $12 churros and existential dread. Seriously, Gen Z is now taking out personal loans for a chance to yell at a character in an oversized suit. I'm convinced the CEO's strategy is 'just raise prices until no one can afford it, then we'll sell the nostalgia to an AI avatar.' But hey, at least the FastPass is only an extra kidney, right? 🌊