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Local Man Discovers Kendall Qualls Is Actually Just a Grumpy Squirrel and the Internet Can't Handle It

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Local Man Discovers Kendall Qualls Is Actually Just a Grumpy Squirrel and the Internet Can't Handle It

AITA for thinking the whole "kendall qualls is a conspiracy theorist running for office in Alaska" thing was just a tired bit until I saw a video of him screaming at a moose? TL;DR: Man yells at wildlife, gets called a hero by weirdos online, and now I'm apparently the bad guy for pointing out he looks like he just lost his last acorn. The vibe is giving "unhinged grandpa who yells at clouds" and honestly, I'm here for the chaos.