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Gen Z influencer discovers daddy’s Swiss ‘nationality law’ loophole means she’s technically a dual citizen, immediately starts a GoFundMe to ‘escape the US economy.’ 🤑 AITA for laughing? TL;DR—Her whole personality was ‘I’m so oppressed in the Midwest’ until she found out her family hid a passport upgrade for 20 years. Now she’s mad that ‘nationality law’ doesn’t automatically give her a free apartment in Zurich. 🙄
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Gen Z influencer discovers daddy’s Swiss ‘nationality law’ loophole means she’s technically a dual citizen, immediately starts a GoFundMe to ‘escape the US economy.’ 🤑 AITA for laughing? TL;DR—Her whole personality was ‘I’m so oppressed in the Midwest’ until she found out her family hid a passport upgrade for 20 years. Now she’s mad that ‘nationality law’ doesn’t automatically give her a free apartment in Zurich. 🙄