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Man Spends 3 Hours Perfecting Selfie at Paris Louvre, Accidentally Captures Viral Felony in Background, AITA for Laughing?

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Man Spends 3 Hours Perfecting Selfie at Paris Louvre, Accidentally Captures Viral Felony in Background, AITA for Laughing?

TL;DR: So I go to Paris for the first time, right? I’m trying to get that iconic Mona Lisa selfie—you know, the one where you look like you’re contemplating existential dread but actually you’re just fighting the urge to push past 50 tourists. I spent a solid 3 hours framing it, checking lighting, making sure my hair didn’t look like I just wrestled a baguette. Finally, I snap it. Post it on Reddit. Some random user zooms in and spots a pickpocket yanking a wallet from a guy in the background. Police are now using my photo as evidence. The guy lost $2k. Meanwhile, my selfie got 12 upvotes. AITA for thinking this is the funniest thing since the French surrendered in 1940? 🥖