Jay Z’s $7 Million Art Piece Stolen While Security Guard ‘Checked His Phone’—City Council Says ‘That’s Just Common Sense, Folks’.
So my neighbor’s cousin happens to be the security guard at that fancy downtown gallery, and he told me the whole story. You’re telling me Jay Z drops millions on some painting, and the guy watching it is scrolling TikTok? This is why nothing gets done in this city. I’m not saying the robbery is right, but if you leave the front door wide open, don’t act surprised when the raccoons come in. Why don’t we start teaching common sense in schools instead of all that rainbow math? Now the whole block is a circus, and my property taxes are going up because the mayor wants to hire more “art patrol.” Please.