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latest iphone rumors say the next one's gonna be THICC with a foldin' screen no cap πŸ“±πŸ’…πŸ˜³

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latest iphone rumors say the next one's gonna be THICC with a foldin' screen no cap πŸ“±πŸ’…πŸ˜³

just dropped on @applenews tik: tim apple leaked the specs while crying in a boardroom fr fr. the foldy boi is allegedly 7.6 inches plus a stylus that vapes? bet. also the camera's gettin' a glow-up with AI that edits your face before you even blink. say bye to bad angles bc this thing literally slays.

but hold upβ€”skibidi toilet alert: the price is rumored to be so high you'll need a second mortgage. like, 2.5 stacks? that's crazy talk. apple fans are already tweaking in the comments, screaming "take my money" in morse code. get rekt, bank account.

anyway, that's the tea for now. let us know in the comments if you'd sell a kidney for this flex. peace out, fam. πŸπŸ’Έβœ¨