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PSYCHIATRISTS BRACE FOR ‘FULL MOON’ CHAOS AS EMERGENCY ROOMS REPORT 40% SPIKE IN VIOLENT ADMISSIONS. Call me old-fashioned, but when grandma used to blame the full moon for people acting like absolute lunatics, I rolled my eyes. Now, reading that local ERs are scrambling to handle a 40% jump in psychotic episodes and assaults right on cue for the lunar cycle? Seems like common sense is the only truth that holds up against the so-called "experts." Maybe if we stopped medicating everyone with a sniffle and started holding folks accountable for their behavior when that big, bright moon is out, we wouldn't need these overpriced crisis teams. It’s not rocket science—it’s just basic cause and effect, plain as the night sky.

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PSYCHIATRISTS BRACE FOR ‘FULL MOON’ CHAOS AS EMERGENCY ROOMS REPORT 40% SPIKE IN VIOLENT ADMISSIONS. Call me old-fashioned, but when grandma used to blame the full moon for people acting like absolute lunatics, I rolled my eyes. Now, reading that local ERs are scrambling to handle a 40% jump in psychotic episodes and assaults right on cue for the lunar cycle? Seems like common sense is the only truth that holds up against the so-called "experts." Maybe if we stopped medicating everyone with a sniffle and started holding folks accountable for their behavior when that big, bright moon is out, we wouldn't need these overpriced crisis teams. It’s not rocket science—it’s just basic cause and effect, plain as the night sky.