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Meteor Boston? More like meteor 'COMMON SENSE' that totally missed our city's parking department.

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Meteor Boston? More like meteor 'COMMON SENSE' that totally missed our city's parking department.

Just saw on the news that a massive fireball lit up the sky over Boston last night, but I bet half the people in my neighborhood missed it because they were too busy circling the block for the 47th time looking for a spot that doesn't require a second mortgage. Meanwhile, the city spent $2 million on a 'meteor impact preparedness study' while our potholes are big enough to swallow a Smart Car whole. Did anyone else's car alarm go off when that space rock flew over? Mine did, and it was the most exciting thing that's happened on my street since Mrs. Jenkins' cat got stuck in the storm drain. Common sense says if we're gonna have meteor showers every other week, maybe we should focus on filling those craters in the road before the sky starts raining actual craters on our tax dollars. #MeteorBoston #JustSaying