Beaufort Castle Declares Independence from Reality After Tourists Discover a Room From 'Shrek' Hidden in the Basement
In a move that has historians simultaneously laughing and weeping into their mead, Beaufort Castle has officially been declared the "Meme Capital of Feudalism" after a rogue TikTok historian proved the iconic spiral staircases were actually built for dramatic entrances, not defense. The irony? Every influencer now recreates the "Hold My Crown" challenge, tripping over chainmail and accidentally starting a new trend: medieval parkour. The castle's new slogan? "If you can't storm the walls, at least you can storm the feed."