Newest Electric Cars Are Literally Flooding the Market, and We’re Not Crying Over This Rain Check
In a plot twist nobody saw coming, car dealers are now pitching the newest electric cars as amphibious vehicles after a surprise flash flood turned a showroom into a makeshift swimming pool. Meme historians are having a field day, pointing out the delicious irony: for years, EV skeptics warned that electric cars would leave you stranded if you ran out of juice, but nobody anticipated the real problem is they might just float away. One TikTok video shows a Cybertruck-style EV drifting gracefully across a parking lot like a very expensive rubber duck, captioned "Self-driving? More like self-drowning." The joke writes itself—while Elon Musk promises underwater tunnels, Mother Nature is just handing out free launching ramps. Environmentalists are oddly thrilled, noting that at least the car is getting a deep clean without using a hose. #WetEVs #Hydrocarshock