Meme Historians in Deep Depression After Realizing New iPhone Will Finally Add the One Feature They’ve Been Joking About for Years
In a move that has left the internet’s most cynical meme archivists clutching their vintage flip phones in despair, Apple has reportedly confirmed that the new iPhone will include a “nostalgia mode” that allows users to type in green bubbles, accidentally pocket-dial their ex, and take photos that look like 2012. “They’ve officially run out of innovations,” declared Dr. Vibes, lead analyst at the Institute for Internet Irony. “The new iPhone is just a $1,099 way to never admit you’re wrong in a group chat.”