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Unruly Aircraft Passenger Claims His Feathers 'Just Needed Fluffing' After Chicken Nugget Tantrum Forces Emergency Landing

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Unruly Aircraft Passenger Claims His Feathers 'Just Needed Fluffing' After Chicken Nugget Tantrum Forces Emergency Landing

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