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Just another day with Darrell Sheets at the wheel. I saw him swerve into the bike lane on Main Street this morning, honking at a kid on a bicycle because the kid had the "audacity" to use the crosswalk. Can someone explain to me why common sense left this town the same day this guy got a license? It's like the DMV just hands out permits to anyone who can fog a mirror. If Darrell Sheets can't follow basic traffic rules, maybe he should stick to driving a shopping cart.

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Just another day with Darrell Sheets at the wheel. I saw him swerve into the bike lane on Main Street this morning, honking at a kid on a bicycle because the kid had the "audacity" to use the crosswalk. Can someone explain to me why common sense left this town the same day this guy got a license? It's like the DMV just hands out permits to anyone who can fog a mirror. If Darrell Sheets can't follow basic traffic rules, maybe he should stick to driving a shopping cart.