White House East Wing Litigation Sparks Mad Dash as Staffers Try to Claim Their 'Vibes Edition' of the Official Memo Before They're All Gone: AITA for assuming this was about the ghost of a disgruntled florist and not, you know, actual legal stuff? TL;DR: The government is now suing itself over who gets to use the good conference room, and honestly, I'm here for the chaos.