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AITA for telling a vegan influencer that she can't celebrate National Hamburger Day 2026 by "just eating the bun" at my food truck—she called me a bigot on TikTok and now Reddit wants to cancel me? TL;DR she showed up, ordered a "ketchup-only bun," I refused service, she cried, went viral, and now I'm the face of "bun-phobia." Happy National Hamburger Day 2026, I guess.
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AITA for telling a vegan influencer that she can't celebrate National Hamburger Day 2026 by "just eating the bun" at my food truck—she called me a bigot on TikTok and now Reddit wants to cancel me? TL;DR she showed up, ordered a "ketchup-only bun," I refused service, she cried, went viral, and now I'm the face of "bun-phobia." Happy National Hamburger Day 2026, I guess.